Mi Paranoia es Tu Paranoia or, A Response to a Facebook Post

Thirty years ago, more or less, I took a seminar in college on Thomas Pynchon: The Crying of Lot 49 for the warm-up and Gravity’s Rainbow for the rest of the semester. The professor teaching was a brilliant, goofy Virginian that everyone thought, as impressionable young students often do at other colleges of their Pynchon professors, that our man was him. It’s ludicrous, of course. But it was stoked even further when said professor went on sabbatical “to tour the South” and a few years later Mason & Dixon was published.

Some hangers-on still cling to the notion that our old professor was Pynchon lampooning as a Virginian with a PhD. I like to imagine that even Thomas Pynchon has his limits.

Anyway, I have since gone back to Lot 49 and GR several times over the years, and all his other books save Slow Learner in its entirety. My favorite is probably Against the Day. Vineland had its moments. Oddly enough, I didn’t enjoy Inherent Vice as much as I should have. Bleeding Edge had its moments too, especially the passage about people eventually submitting to surveillance:

“Dick Tracy’s wrist radio? it’ll be everywhere, the rubes’ll all be begging to wear one,” decries Ernie, “handcuffs of the future.”

I wouldn’t be so flippant as to say Pynchon’s an acquired taste. Good literature as we all know has more to it than that. But if you’re like me and you memorize license plates of cars that pass your house more than twice in one day it’s nice to know someone out there knows, as William Burroughs once pointed out in reference to paranoia, a little about what’s going on.

Trickster Antics: Thoughts on Thomas Pynchon

A Thomas Pynchon novel is like a still pond whose depths are unknown.  A swimmer may wade into the pond only to sink into its murky depths, sinking so far down that he reaches a point where he doesn’t know which end is up and which one down.  The same holds true for anyone who reads Pynchon’s work.  Up becomes down, black becomes white, truth and deception becoming kissing cousins, and, after the experience of reading Pynchon, one is never quite the same.

My relationship with the works of Thomas Pynchon began in college.  During my third year at school, I took a course in modern American fiction.  It was there that I first experienced Pynchon in The Crying of Lot 49.  This slim novel was nothing like I’d ever read before; although looking back now I can understand how some critics might consider that book disjointed and almost rushed.  Still, that little novel was one I’ve always admired because, despite its brevity, it packs quite a punch.

In many colleges across America there is one English professor who teaches a survey course on Pynchon, a professor who falls under suspicion by the handful of neophytes who, caught up in the myth of Pynchon; especially his knack for avoiding all contact with the media; come to believe that their professor is indeed Thomas Pynchon hiding out on their campus teaching his own book.

The same thing happened to me and few of my classmates.  We were young, impressionable and searching perhaps for a secret that we would keep from others.  Our beloved Pynchon professor spoke with a learned Virginian accent ala Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday in Tombstone, an accent, I must admit, that made intelligent men feel like imbeciles.  Despite the fact that our professor looked like a bespectacled Gollum in a leisure suit; his ‘precious’ being not a ring to rule them all, but Gravity’s Rainbow—the meaty novel that developed a cult of its own; more than one female student confided in me that our Pynchon professor possessed a certain charisma that led even the most cerebral of them to think lascivious thoughts.  Whatever the case, given our professor’s photographic memory when it came to naming passages and corresponding page numbers in Gravity’s Rainbow, along with his demonstrated genius, it wasn’t long before we suspected that our professor was Thomas Pynchon; never mind that Pynchon was born and raised in New York and that our professor hailed from Virginia, or that Pynchon possessed a four-year degree from Cornell and our professor a PhD from Yale.  Yet, despite these inconsistencies, it all seemed to fit.

In the real world, outside the hallowed halls of academia, there is nothing more preposterous, and I might add ludicrous, than an author pretending to be a professor teaching his own book.  At Rutgers University’s Camden, NJ campus, where I received my undergraduate degree, it would seem so, indeed.  Or was that the sort of charade Pynchon might pull?  It was during a time, after all, before the release of Pynchon’s Mason & Dixon.  With Philadelphia being right over the Benjamin Franklin Bridge it all seemed perfectly plausible to a bunch of budding paranoids like me and my classmates.  We knew nothing of Pynchon’s writing habits and how he took years to write his novels; often working on more than one at the same time.  It was an illogical naiveté that fanned the flames enough for us to consider that if our professor was indeed Thomas Pynchon then surely the university, if only from a liability standpoint, had to know who they were dealing with since it was Camden, NJ and not exactly a tourist town; and if they did it meant that those in the know, a cabal, perhaps, were neck-deep in a good old-fashioned conspiracy.  Alas, it’s been said that the problem with maintaining a conspiracy is that human beings possess too much self-interest to keep secrets for too long. No sooner than the survey course ended we gave up the notion that our professor was none other than Thomas Pynchon.

The summer following my Pynchon survey course I moved on to Vineland.  From Vineland, I backtracked to V., and a few years after graduation I went back to Gravity’s Rainbow on my own while I waited for the release of Mason & Dixon.

Years ago, living in Philadelphia, I read up on whatever material was available on Pynchon’s life. I remember thinking what kind of middle name was Ruggles?  Thomas Ruggles Pynchon.  It sounded made up.  Was the author real?  Or was his identity a construct?  I read somewhere that Pynchon’s ancestors were listed on the original Mayflower manifest.  True or not, my first impression called to mind religious relics from the past; how if one gathered all the splinters alleged to have come from the original cross used in Christ’s crucifixion one would have enough wood to build Noah’s Ark.  Did that same principle apply to family names associated with the Mayflower?  If one added up all the family names allegedly carried onto the original ship that landed at Plymouth Rock would it mean the Mayflower was larger than Noah’s floating zoo?  For me, it was all too perfect.  Mayflower descendant becomes reclusive writer turned modern American myth.  For the conspiracy nut in me, the whole mess smacked of a construct created from a myriad of mysterious threads all woven together to further confound and confuse.

My own fractured delusions concerning the origins of Pynchon’s ancestors aside, much has been written about Pynchon’s identity.  It was posited long ago that Thomas Pynchon was none other than another famous recluse: J.D. Salinger.  To wit, Pynchon was said to have replied “not bad, keep trying”.  Others hypothesized that Pynchon was none other than William Gaddis, a novelist who wrote some mega-novels of his own including The Recognitions and JR.  In recent years, I doubted this one since Gaddis passed away in 1998.

There is another possibility concerning Pynchon’s identity if we consider the old-school model of the CIA, and that agency’s propensity for recruiting members of old families from ivy league schools; namely, the possibility that Thomas Pynchon could be the proverbial spook.  Surely, a reclusive writer leads the kind of life that would be the perfect cover for being a spy; especially, one whose last photograph made known to the public dates back to 1957.  There are two considerations that render such a notion impossible to prove: the CIA’s tendency to neither confirm nor deny a person’s employ, and getting Thomas Pynchon to admit to being part of the very machine that his body of work concerns itself—namely, the government’s ever-increasing role of subjugation and oppression of the individual.

Given the rumors that have come down the pike in the past few decades with regard to Thomas Pynchon, one cannot help but to consider such a crazy notion.  After all, is there a better place to hide from the police, as the old Russian saying goes, than beneath the brightest street light in front of a police station?  If not, is it too far-fetched to hypothesize that Pynchon may be a deep cover operative, a master in the art of disinformation, using his novels to divert American intelligentsia from the real issues at hand?  Oh boy, here we go.

Granted, the notion that Thomas Pynchon was ever an agent of the United States military-industrial-intelligence apparatus is almost slanderous.  So, let’s consider a feature published in the New York Magazine by Nancy Jo Sales back in 1996.  In Sales’ piece, regarding the mystery of Pynchon’s identity, noted Pynchon scholar Edward Mendelson said “At the beginning, he never declared his anonymity.  It just grew.”[1]  Over time, Pynchon developed into a shadowy messianic figure, traversing America and using his body of work, especially Gravity’s Rainbow, to lay the groundwork, the old testament of his belief system; and later espouse a new testament of sorts through his essays like Is It O.K. to Be a Luddite? among others.

I will not attempt to explicate or otherwise interpret Pynchon’s novels here.  For those who have read them I doubt I can illuminate any understanding that hasn’t been written elsewhere.  And for those who have not read Thomas Pynchon’s work I can only say this: where have you been and what’s taken you so long?  The only way to experience Pynchon’s work is to dive head-long into it.  No matter which side of the Pynchon debate they take; those who espouse the reclusive writer’s genius and those who think the writer’s work a colossal waste of time, claiming that Pynchon’s fiction has little or no substance, that it’s always been a question less about genius as it has been his stylistic wordplay and seemingly Nabokovian literary acrobats; pundits would agree that one cannot learn to swim without getting wet.

Once a reader immerses himself in a Thomas Pynchon novel, witnessing either the self-imposed alienation that Benny Profane experiences in V. as he yo-yos the eastern seaboard from New York to Norfolk and back, or Tyrone Slothrop’s sporadic array of sexual encounters in Gravity’s Rainbow that precipitate V-2 bombings in and around London during WWII, he may understand how at the heart of Pynchon’s work is something more akin to reluctant disinformation; reluctant in the respect that Pynchon’s revelations through his fiction read as if certain truths are almost too hard to bear and thus the reason for his work to be perceived by some as disjointed.  That Pynchon reveals his version of truth cannot be disputed; but, it is his tendency to fling the reader over the surface of the truth, like skipping a flat rock over a pond’s surface, rather than immerse his audience.  Pynchon, like any great writer, shows the reader the way to the truth, but he leaves him to immerse himself at his own peril; almost as if Pynchon seeks to safeguard the very waters of those sacred, secret truths from being contaminated by the uninitiated.

In his essay Is It O.K. to Be a Luddite, Pynchon wrote about “C.P. Snow’s famous Rede lecture, ‘The Two Cultures and the Scientific Revolution’, most notable for its warning that intellectual life in the West was becoming polarized into ‘literary’ and ‘scientific’ factions, each doomed not to understand or appreciate the other.”[2] It may be argued that Pynchon attempted a synthesis of both factions; especially in a novel like Gravity’s Rainbow, but that would be a stretch.  After the opening paragraph of his Luddite essay, Pynchon goes on to state “Since 1959, we have come to live among flows of data more vast than anything the world has seen.”  Given the magnitude of his novels, especially Gravity’s Rainbow, Pynchon has contributed to the ‘flow of data’ that resulted in critical articles and essays that continue to appear in print and on the Internet.

Within a multi-cultural society, it is hard to imagine intellectual life being divided simply into two factions.  In his Luddite essay, Pynchon maintains that “it is hard to imagine anybody these days wanting to be called a literary intellectual, though it doesn’t sound so bad if you broaden the labeling to say ‘people who read and think’.”  Later, however, in the closing paragraph of his Luddite essay, Pynchon had this to say: “If our world survives, the next great challenge to watch out for will come – you heard it here first – when the curves of research and development in artificial intelligence, molecular biology and robotics all converge.  O boy…”  Here Pynchon further contributes to the ‘flow of data’ he wrote about, spawning, perhaps, another off-shoot of the data flow when critics and scholars speculate exactly what he meant.

All writers who speculate about a possible future face criticism.  Pynchon wrote in his introduction to 1984 by George Orwell: “Prophecy and prediction are not quite the same, and it would ill serve writer and reader alike to confuse them…”[3]  In this instance he refers of course to George Orwell who undoubtedly influenced Pynchon’s outlook concerning the relation between man and state.  It may well be here that Pynchon sends a message to his own critics.  But unlike Orwell who was straight-forward in his ideas regarding man and state, Pynchon has, over the years, played the part of a trickster god intentionally steering the reader in the wrong direction for his own amusement.  Regardless, it is better for the reader to immerse himself in the paranoid waters of the sacred truths Pynchon holds so dear, to follow the Pynchonian bouncing ball, as it were, than never to have tested the waters at all.


[1]Nancy Jo Sales, Meet Your Neighbor, Thomas Pynchon, New York Magazine, 11 November 1996.

[2] Thomas Pynchon, Is It O.K. to Be a Luddite? The New York Times Book Review, 28 October 1984.

[3] Pynchon, Thomas.  Introduction to 1984 by George Orwell, Plume, 2003.

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